Contrasting Thought Processes

A friend send me an informative e-mail and I thought it showed pretty good insight into thought processes of people esp in the USA.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal/progressive doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal/progressive is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is home schooling his child, he quietly pays his taxes for the public/government school system.
If a liberal/progressive has a child in public/government school, he demands higher taxes and the right to home school be abolished.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how he can better his situation.
A liberal/progressive wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals/progressives demand that those that are not politically correct be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal/progressive non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or finds a job that provides it.
A liberal/progressive demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this, he'll have a good laugh.
A liberal/progressive will want it censored or deleted because he's "offended" that it is true.
So if you enjoyed reading this you may be a conservative. If you dislike someone pointing out the difference in thought processes between the two, then you are currently a liberal/progressive. Now I used the word currently because I know people can be changed and no matter which you are even if you're a conservative that is not what will matter in eternity. God has a plan for us so we will be able to spend eternity with Him. (See John chapter 3 in the Bible)
We must all be changed.